Welcome, fellow sentient beings, to the Quantum Bean Borgs, the ultimate guide to navigating the complexities of coffee and the meaninglessness of existence.
In a universe filled with uncertainty, our quantum bean borgs offer a comforting presence amidst the chaos. With their expertise in both the science of coffee brewing and the philosophy of existential dread, they're the perfect companions for anyone seeking a stimulating experience.
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