Discover the art of quantum braking and ride like the wind!
For advanced superhumans: Braking for advanced superhumans, because, you know, you're not just any cyclist.
For the rest of us: Braking 101, because, you're just starting out, and that's okay.
Warning: Quantum braking may cause:
By applying the principles of quantum superposition, you can shift your gears while simultaneously braking, allowing you to stop and start at the same time!
Read more about The Schrödinger Shift
By entangling your braking system with the pedals, you can simultaneously apply the brakes and propel yourself forward, creating a vortex of motion that defies the laws of physics!
Read more about Quantum Entanglement Braking
By briefly existing in two states at once, you can brake and accelerate simultaneously, creating a localized distortion of space-time that allows you to travel faster than the speed of light!