The Quantum Bread Experiment

Warning: Do not attempt to recreate this experiment, as it may cause unintended consequences, such as:

• Catastrophic bread-related injuries
• Uncontrollable bread addiction
• Unstable quantum fluctuations in your breakfast routine

Researchers at the Secret Laboratory have been experimenting with quantum entanglement in bread for years, pushing the boundaries of what we thought was possible.

The goal is to create Super-Entangled Bread, with the power to manipulate the fabric of space-time itself.

			qubit = entangled_wheat + quantum_energy
			super_entangled_bread = qubit * quantum_fluctuations
			results = catastrophic_bread_failure OR super_entangled_sensations
		

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