Because you're probably wondering about the intricacies of quantum entanglement and its relation to broccoli.
A: It's when particles are connected in a way that lets them communicate with each other instantaneously, regardless of distance. Like when you're in the kitchen and your roommate is in the living room, but you both know when the other person is thinking about broccoli.
A: Well, it's a metaphor, really. You see, when you eat broccoli, you're not just consuming a healthy snack, you're also entangling your taste buds with the very fabric of the universe.
A: Sadly, no. That's not how it works. But wouldn't that be cool if you could just entangle your taste buds with a delicious, crunchy, florets-filled delight?
Quantum Broccoli Cooking Techniques