Quantum Burritos are not actually a real thing, but they should be.
Q: What is a Quantum Burrito?
A: It's a burrito wrapped in a field of uncertainty, with fillings that exist in multiple places at once.
Q: How do I cook it?
A: You can't, because it's a quantum superposition of cooked and uncooked. But if you try, you might end up with a nice crispy tortilla and some slightly-burnt beans.
Q: Can I use it as a portal to another dimension?
A: No, that's just a myth perpetuated by the Quantum Burrito Illuminati. They're just using it as a cover for their secret burrito-filled doomsday device.
You can also try Quantum Burrito Recipes for some experimental ideas.
Or if you're really lost, you can try Quantum Burrito Hotel for some existential guidance.
But honestly, you're on your own. Good luck.
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