Welcome to the Burrito Matrix!
You have accessed the Quantum Burrito Alpha, where the fabric of space-time is held together with the threads of tortilla, cheese, and love.
But be warned, the Burrito Matrix is a realm of infinite possibility, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
Proceed with caution to Quantum Burrito Beta. Or, if you're feeling brave, try Quantum Burrito Gamma.