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In a perfect burrito, the tortilla must be folded in a specific, intricate pattern, much like the folds of a quantum probability wave function. Any deviation will result in a burrito that is less than perfect.
The fillings must be aligned in a specific, harmonious ratio, much like the harmonics of a quantum harmonic series. Any misalignment will result in a burrito that is less than harmonious.
The cheese must be of a quantum state, existing in multiple places at once, yet somehow still be a coherent, melted mass. Any non-quantum cheese will result in a burrito that is less than transcendent.
You are now on the Quantum Burrito Challenge. Design your burrito or Meet the judges. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, attempt the entanglement challenge. Good luck, and may the quantum odds be ever in your favor.
