It started with a simple recipe: eggs, flour, and the faint scent of desperation. But as the cakes rose in the oven, so did the stakes.
Now, quantum superposition has taken over the bakery, and the very fabric of reality is at risk of imploding. Or maybe that's just the smell from last night's batch.
We can't stress-test the quantum fluctuations, but our best guess is that it's around 99.999% likely to get you 100% destroyed.
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Disclaimer: We're not really sure what's happening, but it's probably not a good idea.