Welcome to the most unpredictable dining experience in the multiverse!
A roll that exists in multiple states at once. May contain any combination of tuna, salmon, or cucumber.
A roll that always arrives before you order it. May contain any combination of ingredients, but always tastes like regret.
A drink that exists in multiple places at once. May appear as a martini, a margarita, or a glass of water.
Deep-fried dumplings that are connected to each other in strange, inexplicable ways. May contain any filling, but always taste like disappointment.