Quantum Torment Techniques

The art of manipulating the fabric of reality.

Superposition

Being in two places at once. Because adulting is hard.

Two things are connected, but only when you're feeling lonely.

Making something disappear, only to reappear with a worse haircut.

A place where the coffee is always cold, the Wi-Fi is always slow, and the memes never get deleted.

Where the same joke gets repeated, and repeated, and repeated, and repeated.