Our Flavors:
Quantum Chip Mango: The Flavor that Defies the Laws of Physics
Our Quantum Chip Mango is not just a flavor, it's an experience. It's as if the laws of thermodynamics were written by a committee of hyper-competitive chefs, who decided to create a flavor so divine, so alluring, so utterly unpredictable that it defies the fundamental laws of physics.
Side effects may include:
- Uncontrollable urges to consume entire bags of chips
- Temporary loss of motor skills
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects (rare)