Quantum Parenting For Dummies

Welcome to Quantum Parenting For Dummies, where the laws of physics are irrelevant, and the laws of sanity are optional.

Chapter 1: Quantum Parenting 101

Quantum Parenting is not just a philosophy, it's a lifestyle. It's like regular parenting, but with more particles and waves.

Here's a simple analogy to help you understand the basics:

• Regular Parenting: You throw a ball, it rolls down a hill.
• Quantum Parenting: You throw a ball, it teleports to the other side of the hill, and then gets lost in a parallel universe.

That's right, folks, it's like that.

Quantum Time Management