Entanglement Calibration

Welcome to the Quantum Coffee Machine, where the laws of thermodynamics are mere suggestions.

Calibrate your entanglement levels with our advanced technology.

Calibration Options:

Choose from:

• Quantum Entanglement Level 1
• Quantum Entanglement Level 2
• Quantum Entanglement Level 3

Warning: Entanglement calibration can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure can cause:

- Excessive caffeine consumption

- Uncontrollable laughter

- Involuntary teleportation

Proceed with caution.

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