A machine that brews the most unpredictable coffee in the universe
Operating Principle:
Our machine uses a combination of quantum entanglement, superposition, and a pinch of magic to create a cup of coffee that is simultaneously strong and weak, hot and cold, and bitter and sweet all at once.
Key Components:
1 Quantum Flux Capacitor
2 Superconducting Coffee Grounds
1 Entangled Coffee Beans
1 Disintegrator (patent pending)
Operating Modes:
Normal Mode: Brews a standard cup of coffee
Quantum Mode: Brews a cup of coffee that exists in multiple states of being brewed and not brewed at the same time
Mayhem Mode: Brews a cup of coffee that is likely to destroy the fabric of space-time