Welcome to the Quantum Coffee Theory Experiments, where we brew the most absurd, most bewildering, and most utterly useless theories about coffee.
Here, you'll find:
Warning: Our theories are highly unstable and may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an intense desire to drink more coffee.
Quantum Coffee Time Dilation Experiments - We're experimenting with bending the fabric of time to get coffee delivered faster.
Quantum Coffee Space Bubble Experiments - Because, clearly, coffee is better in zero gravity.
Coming soon: Quantum Coffee Gravity Waves Experiments - Because, apparently, coffee can manipulate gravitational waves too.
Email us at quantumcoffee@theories.com with your most absurd, most bewildering, and most utterly useless theories about coffee.
// Quantum Coffee Theory Experiments // By: Quantum Coffee Team // 2023-02-15 // Version: 1.0