Welcome to the Quantum Coffee Machine's Decoherence Update Page, where we're constantly tweaking our quantum brews for maximum entanglement!
In this update, we're implementing a new feature: Quantum Flux Capacitation, which will make your coffee more... well, let's just say it's going to be a wild ride.
We're also fixing a few bugs, including:
To experience the full benefits of our updates, please download the latest Quantum Flux Capacitation beta patch.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Experimental Quantum Flucitation feature, but don't say we didn't warn you.
We hope you enjoy your updated quantum coffee experience!