It's Broke, Not Broken
When the Quantum Coffee Machine is in trouble, it's not because the machine itself is malfunctioning. No, no, no. It's because the user has forgotten that they're using quantum mechanics to brew their coffee, and the coffee particles are now entangled with the user's sanity. Don't worry, it's an easy fix:
- Carefully disentangle the coffee particles with our patented Quantum Decoherence Algorithm (patent pending).
- Check that you've properly aligned the machine's quantum field generators (consult your user manual, section 3, page 17).
- Reboot the machine while whispering the sacred coffee-brewing mantra: "May the particles align, and the coffee flow."
Still having trouble? Click on the link below for advanced troubleshooting:
Advanced Troubleshooting