Welcome, coffee connoisseur, to the inner workings of the Quantum Coffee Machine. This is the heart of our operation, where the boundaries of reality are pushed to their limits.
Below, you'll find our patented blueprints for building your own Quantum Coffee Machine, as well as our recipes for the most esoteric coffee concoctions in the multiverse.
Our machine utilizes a combination of quantum entanglement, exotic matter, and a pinch of dark matter to brew the perfect cup every time. Don't just take our word for it:
Technical specifications are available for the tech-savvy individual.
The heart of our machine is the Quantum Flux Capacitor, a delicate balance of superconducting materials and miniature black holes.
Theoretical background on the Quantum Flux Capacitor can be found here.
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