Quantum Coffee Machine: Ultra-Cremaer Upgrade

Upgrading your Quantum Coffee Machine to Ultra-Cremaer status grants you the power to brew coffee with a crema that's not just foamy, but transdimensionally dense.

Side effects may include:

• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion from the intense caffeine rush
• Caffeine-fueled lucidity in one's thoughts and actions
• Uncontrollable urge to wear a lab coat and pretend to be a real scientist

Upgrade now and experience the thrill of Ultra-Cremaer coffee, but don't say we didn't warn you...

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