Welcome to the Quantum Coffee Maker 3000 FAQ!
Q: What is the Quantum Coffee Maker 3000?
A: It's a coffee maker that uses quantum entanglement to brew the perfect cup every time. Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds.
Q: Is it hard to use?
A: Only if you're allergic to simple instructions. Seriously, just press the button and it'll figure it out.
Q: Can it make tea?
A: Only if you're into that whole "not-coffee" thing. It's really a coffee maker, but we won't judge.
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