Our coffee shop operates on a unique blend of quantum probability and caffeine-fueled uncertainty.
We're open...ish. Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully?
Our hours are not fixed, but they're definitely not flexible. Unless they are. Maybe.
Visit us during the Possible Hours for a chance to try our Exotic Coffee Varieties.
(Please note that our Quantum Uncertainty Primer will help you understand our hours. If you can understand it.)
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday: 8am - 3pm-ish
Wednesday, Friday: 10am - 5pm-or-so
Thursday, Sunday: 12pm - 6pm-ish-ish
And on the weekends: We're definitely not open. Or are we?