It's a beautiful day to get lost in the multiverse. Or not.
Our scientists have gone rogue, and now the fabric of space-time is all kinds of wonky.
Quantum entanglement, the fundamental force that connects all things, has gone haywire.
Everything is stuck to everything else, and nothing makes sense anymore.
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