Because who needs a fancy coffee shop when you can brew like the ancients?
Here are some ancient methods for brewing coffee:
Wherein you place the coffee grounds in a hole in the ground and hope for the best.
A method of scooping coffee grounds into a rock and grinding it into a fine dust.
A method wherein you brew your coffee with hot water and then mix it with sand for an added grit.
A method where you place the coffee grounds in a vortex, and then hope the vortex imbues the grounds with flavor.