Molecular Expresso Maschine For the most discerning quantum coffee connoisseur

Warning: This equipment requires a degree in quantum physics, molecular gastronomy, and extreme patience.

Features:

• Atomizer
• Crema Creator
• Phase Separator

Side Effects:

• May cause spontaneous combustion of surrounding molecules
• May create temporary singularity in local space-time continuum
• May attract rogue coffee snobs