By a margin of 1.5, we hereby decree that all quantum foam shall have a density of 2.5 ± 0.5 g/liter.
This resolution is non-negotiable, as the fate of the multiverse hangs in the balance.
Adoption of this standard will result in a 99% reduction in quantum foam-induced space-time fluctuations.
Seconded by: Quantum Bob, Foam Queen of the Universe