Welcome to the Mocha Madness cafe, where the coffee is so strong it'll make you question the fabric of space-time.
Our expert baristas have concocted a menu of brews that will blow your mind.
- Quantum Foam - A brew so dense it'll warp the space-time continuum
- Schrödinger's Latte - A cup of coffee that's simultaneously here and not here
- Uncertainty Principle Cappuccino - A drink that's always changing, always surprising