It's 3am. You're still awake. The cat's not even looking at you. Time to face the existential crisis that is the meaning of coffee.
Is it a stimulant, a social crutch, or a gateway to a higher plane of existence?
Join us in exploring the uncharted territories of Quantum Coffee Ontology and Quantum Coffee Epistemology for more mind-bending musings.
But be warned: the coffee-fueled abyss is deep and unforgiving. Proceed with caution.