Q: What is Quantum Coffee?
A: A beverage that's not just a drink, but an experience. It's a sip, a taste sensation, a dimensional vortex that will blow your mind!
Q: Will it give me superpowers?
A: No, it won't. But it might just make you think you have superpowers. That's close enough, right?
Q: Can I have it delivered to my doorstep?
A: Only if you're willing to risk a temporal paradox. Otherwise, we recommend visiting our shop in person.
Q: Is it safe for cats?
A: We're not sure. But if it's not, we'll send you a refund. And a sympathy card.
Q: Can I make it at home?
A: No. That's not how science works. Or, it's actually how science doesn't work, and you're just making it work.