In a shocking turn of events, the fabric of space-time has been irreparably distorted by our coffee. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds! Our patented Quantum Super Symmetry Coffee technology has created a brew that not only defies the laws of physics but also defies the laws of good taste.
With every sip, our coffee will make you question everything: the nature of reality, the meaning of life, and the optimal coffee-to-creamer ratio. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Our coffee is brewed using a secret blend of ancient Egyptian coffee beans, moon rocks, and quantum entanglement. We're not really sure what any of that means, but it sounds cool and scientific, so we're running with it.
Don't worry, our coffee is 99.9% safe (the 0.1% of the time it might not be is purely theoretical and totally not a problem, we swear).
Want to know more about the theoretical physics behind our coffee? Check out our Quantum Physics for Dummies subpage.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Quantum Coffee Brewing 101 subpage, where we'll teach you how to brew a cup of coffee that's so good, it'll make you wonder if you're still sane.