Warning: This is not a real scientific study. But if it was, it would be very real. And very concerned with the effects of observing quantum coffee particles.
Our researchers have employed the following methods to study the Quantum Coffee Observer Effect:
This study has been funded by the Interdimensional Coffee Institute, a real and totally-not-made-up organization.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to observe your coffee while it is being observed by the Quantum Coffee Observer Effect.