The Quantum Entanglement Brewing Method

Warning: Do not attempt to brew coffee using quantum entanglement. You will fail. Miserably.

Entanglement is a complex phenomenon where two particles become connected, allowing them to affect each other instantaneously. In theory, you could use this principle to brew the perfect cup of coffee. In practice, you will just spill coffee all over your cat.

Step 1: Create a super-positionable coffee particle

Step 2: Entangle with a cup of coffee

Step 3: Watch as the particles collapse into a mediocre cup of joe

Entanglement gone wrong: The horror of a cat-astrophe

For more advanced topics, check out:

• Quantum Super-Syrup: The art of adding a little extra sweetness
• Entanglement Entropic Brewing: The secret to brewing coffee that's 90% water