Quantum Flapjacks Recipe

For the discerning physicist with a sweet tooth.

Ingredients:

• 4 cups quantum entanglement particles (frozen)
• 1 cup exotic matter
• 2 tsp time dilation factor
• 1 tsp gravitational waves

Instructions:

• In a quantum superposition, combine entanglement particles and exotic matter in a 4-sigma saucepan.
• Apply time dilation factor, then add gravitational waves.
• Quantum-flip the mixture until it reaches a Schrödinger's cat state of perfect doneness.
• Serve immediately, or store in a quantum flux capacitor for later use.

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