Quantum Coffee: Entanglement Extraction - The Ultimate Guide
Warning: Do Not Attempt to Extract Entanglement at Home!
Are you tired of your coffee being too bland? Do you want to experience the thrill of quantum uncertainty in your morning cup? Look no further than Quantum Coffee!
Our patented Entanglement Extraction technique ensures that every cup is a surprise. Will you get a shot of rich, bold flavor or a sip of bitter disappointment?
Here's how it works:
Step 1: Prepare for the Unpredictable
First, you must be prepared for the unexpected. This may involve wearing a hazmat suit, safety goggles, and a sense of humor.
- Step 2: Activate the Quantum Extractor
- Step 3: Wait for the Unexpected
- Step 4: Enjoy the Ride