Tip 1: Don't bother with a to-do list, just let your dishes pile up in mid-air like a superposition of possibilities.
Tip 2: Use your spoon as a quantum entanglement generator: stir your coffee with it, then use the same spoon to scoop out the last bit of cereal. It's like you're connected to the cereal, man.
Tip 3: If you're making pancakes, don't bother with a recipe. Just throw some flour, eggs, and milk into a bowl, then stare intensely at it until it becomes a fluffy, golden-brown masterpiece.
Tip 4: For an added layer of flavor, sprinkle a pinch of uncertainty into your dish. You know, just a pinch of "maybe this is a good idea, maybe it's not." It's like, you know, quantum.
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