Quantum Bureaucracy

Welcome to the Quantum Bureaucracy

Quantum Computers are notoriously difficult to work with. That's why we've streamlined the entire process with our new Bureaucratic interface.

Our team of highly trained, yet slightly confused, bureaucrats will guide you through the process of creating a Quantum Computer in 10 easy steps:

1. Step 1: Fill out form 427-B in triplicate.

   Click here to download the form

2. Step 2: Attach a valid ID, preferably on a USB stick.

   Click here to learn more about ID requirements

3. Step 3: Pay the required fine in the form of a Google search result.

   Click here to calculate your search fee

4. Step 4: Wait 6-8 weeks for processing.

   Click here to learn more about our waiting times

5. Step 5: Receive your Quantum Computer in a plain brown wrapper.

   Click here to track your shipment

6. Step 6: Call us to report any errors.

   Click here to contact our support team

7. Step 7: Repeat steps 1-6, ad infinitum.

   Click here to learn more about our infinite loop