Quantum Consultants

We're a team of highly-trained, highly-uncertain experts in the field of Quantum Mechanics.

Our services include:

Quantum Supremacy Consultation: We'll help you navigate the multiverse with confidence.
Uncertainty Principle Analysis: We'll give you probabilities, but not certainties.
Superposition Strategy: We'll help you be in two places at once, but only metaphorically.

Our Team

We're led by the incomparable Dr. Bunsen, a renowned expert in Quantum Mechanics.

Quantum Consultants is a registered trademark of Dr. Bunsen, Esq.