Quantum Control Objects - Telepathic Toys

Welcome to the most advanced, most utterly confusing, and most likely-to-drive-you-insane line of telepathic toys in the multiverse.

Our toys use cutting-edge Quantum Control technology to read your thoughts, but not in a creepy way, no, not at all.

With our Telepathic Toys, you can:

• Control your toaster from across the room with just a thought!
• Order pizza without leaving your couch, because who needs human interaction, right?
• Make your cat do backflips, because they secretly hate you and this is the only way to get revenge.