Telepathic Toy Tutorial: How It Works

Warning: This is not a toy for the faint of mind. Telepathic toys are for those who can handle the raw power of the cerebral cortex.

So, you've heard about our telepathic toys, huh? Yeah, they're a real thing. It's like a Ouija board, but with more explosions and fewer spirits.

Here's how it works:

• Step 1: Focus your mind.
• Step 2: Concentrate your thoughts.
• Step 3: Pray to the Telepathic Overlords.
• Step 4: Profit!

Or, you know, it's just a fancy way of saying: plug it in, turn it on, and hope for the best.

But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our telepathic toys come with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you don't get a reading, we'll refund you. Unless you're just not trying. Then we'll still not refund you.

Want to learn more about our advanced telepathic toys?

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our secret experiments page for some real mind-bending content.