Quantum Controllers
Telekinetic Toaster
In a world where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, we've managed to create a toaster that defies the fundamental principles of thermodynamics. Behold, the Telekinetic Toaster 9000!
This marvel of engineering can toast, bagel, or even displace temporal bread with a mere flick of the wrist.
Chrono-Displacement Options
- Ancient Croissant (-500 years)
- Modern Sourdough (2023)
- Future Breadstick (3000 AD)