The Great Cookie Oracle

Welcome, mortal, to the realm of Quantum Cookies! Here, the mysteries of the universe are revealed within the crumby confines of a single cookie.

Quantum Cookie Theory

Quantum Cookie Theory (QCT) posits that a single cookie, when viewed from the correct angle, contains the entirety of existence.

Our research has proven, through rigorous experiments involving copious amounts of butter and sprinkles, that the center of any cookie contains a singularity of flavor.

Cookie Singularity

The Cookie Singularity is a point within the cookie where all possible flavors and textures converge.

It is said to have a gravitational pull so strong, that once a cookie is broken, all matter and energy are drawn into its center.

Sub-Subatomic Particles of the Cookie

We have discovered that the cookie is made up of sub-subatomic particles, which we call Cookieons.

These particles are the building blocks of reality itself, and their interactions are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

Learn more about Cookieons