Uncertainty in the Kitchen
Welcome to Quantum Cooking 101, where the principles of uncertainty and probability govern every recipe! In this course, you'll learn to cook like the universe itself - unpredictably.
Lesson 1: Schrödinger's Pantry
You're probably thinking "But wait, how do I know when to use the saucepan?" Ah, that's the beauty of quantum cooking! You don't.
Instead, you simply create a wave function of possible outcomes:
σ = √(probability of using saucepan | probability of using oven)
Where σ is the superposition of saucepan and oven, and | denotes the superposition operator.
Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds. Just remember: the key to quantum cooking is embracing the uncertainty.