These are the infamous Quantum Fluctuation Fritters, a delicacy born from the unpredictable nature of quantum mechanics.
Quantum Fluctuation Fritters are known to cause Quantum Tunnel Vision in some users. Read more here.
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Our chefs have perfected the art of harnessing the unpredictable nature of quantum mechanics to create a dish that is as unpredictable as it is delicious.
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