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The Quantum Copier: Where Cloning Goes Horribly Wrong

Welcome, but don't get too comfortable. Our copier has a bad habit of producing sentient, slightly-irradiated versions of your favorite objects.

Side effects include:

Don't worry, it's just the machine. Probably.

Side effects subpage: Full list

Causes and effects of quantum copier malfunctions: Theories and speculation