A Guide to Copying Things That Don't Exist
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Our comprehensive guide will teach you how to copy:
- Copies of non-existent documents
- Unrealized dreams
- Fanciful creatures
- Unborn children
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- Quantum copying of parallel universes
- Copies of things that are yet to be created
- Copies of things that are currently being deleted
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