Rule 1: You will never find the exit, but that's the point.
Rule 2: The cheese is not, in fact, free, and will cost you your soul.
Rule 3: The maze is powered by the tears of the trapped, which we're told are delicious.
Want to learn more about the quantum principles that govern our reality-bending labyrinth? Quantum Principles
Or maybe you just want to see the Maze Map to plan your escape?