A place where the laws of physics are more like 'guidelines', and the laws of sanity are just suggestions.
Quantum Schmoe is a Surrealist haven, a place where the rules are meant to be broken, and the only constant is the absurdity.
A place where Quantum Crap Logic reigns supreme, and the only thing more broken than the laws of physics is the concept of reason.
This is the index of Quantum Schmoe, where the absurdity is infinite, and the fun is giggle-inducing.