Welcome to Quantum Crap, where the Uncertainty Principle is Optional

Because sometimes you just don't feel like being uncertain about anything

Quantum Crap is a place where the rules of physics don't apply, and you can just make stuff up as you go along. Want to see what happens when you add two apples and a spaceship together? Click here to find out!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try our Quantum Crap Experiments page, where you can test the limits of our reality-bending physics!

Join our Quantum Crap Forums to discuss your favorite topics, like the meaning of life, the best way to cook a frozen pizza, and the optimal way to travel between parallel universes.

Quantum Crap Subpages:

• Quantum Crap Calculations: because who needs math anyway?
• Quantum Crap Experiments: pushing the boundaries of sanity
• Quantum Crap Forums: discussing the big questions, like pizza toppings
• Quantum Crap Shop: buy all our merchandise, because you're a true believer

Quantum Crap Shop:

Buy all our exclusive Quantum Crap merchandise, including:

• T-shirts that change color randomly
• Mug that play a different joke every time you use it
• A poster that says "Quantum Crap" in 12 different colors
• A pin that will randomly give you a wedgie

Buy now and experience the thrill of uncertainty!