Quantum Crisis: The Ultimate Guide to Saving the Universe

Step 1: Identify the Problem

Is the universe collapsing under the weight of existential dread?

Or is it simply a case of cosmic ennui?

Either way, we're here to help.

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Step 2: Quantum Consulting

Our team of expert quantum consultants will guide you through the process.

From collapsing wave functions to probabilistic paradoxes, we'll tackle it all.

Don't worry, we'll make sure the universe doesn't actually end.

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