We are currently experiencing a superposition quantum crisis, where all possible outcomes are equally likely. Don't worry, it's just a phase.
Schrödinger's Uncertainty about what's real and what's not is at an all-time high.
Our scientists are working hard to resolve the Heisenberg Observer Effect and find the one true path forward.
But until then, all we can say is: "it's all just a superposition of probabilities, mate."
Many Worlds Interference is real, and it's coming for you, whether you like it or not.
So, stay tuned for more updates on this Quantum Crisis Update page.