Baron Von Pajama's formative years were a riot of whimsy and wonder. Born in 1975, Von Pajama grew up in a small, rural town where the most exciting event of the year was the annual Cheese Festival.
As a young Von Pajama, he spent most of his days playing pranks on the local baker, who always seemed to be in a hurry to deliver his croissants to the village. Von Pajama was particularly skilled at replacing the baker's 'Fresh Croissants' sign with a fake one reading 'Stale Croissants'.
Despite the distractions of pranking and pastry, Von Pajama managed to graduate from the village's prestigious 'School of Unorthodox Learning.' His thesis, 'The Art of Effective Pajama Wearing,' would go on to become a seminal work in the field of Slacker Anthropology.
For a glimpse into Von Pajama's academic past, visit our Academic Achievements page.
Or, for a taste of his early romantic entanglements, head over to Romantic Escapades.